Love: Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes.... - FML

By Jenn P - 22/04/2012 03:15 - United States - Wichita Falls

Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML

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furfantasies 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 8:15

Smoking is bad anyways

Chris122990 4

Sunday 22 April 2012 8:18

I think he's subtly asking for a *******.

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pixie4 1

Sunday 22 April 2012 22:55

Sorry op but that's hilarious

jakewash 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 23:09

Don't smoke then

lollipopcicle 6

Sunday 22 April 2012 23:12

shouldn't smoke anyway

Leftieswillrule 3

Sunday 22 April 2012 23:24

Put a **** in your mouth, it's healthier for you :D

jmashini 13

Sunday 22 April 2012 23:27

Buy a new pack. Problem solved.

Bitcheslovetoast 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 23:28

One way to stop smoking ?

mastersketcher97 3

Sunday 22 April 2012 23:29

He's teaching you the hard way that cigarettes are bad for your health :P

anon_cophed 3

Monday 23 April 2012 0:20

I wouldn't say that's the hard way to teach someone that smoking is bad for you. The hard way would be to take her to see someone who has emphysema through smoking and struggles to breathe while using an oxygen mask.... He was just being an ass.

cheer4everever 0

Monday 23 April 2012 0:07

He's telling u in a humorous way to STOP SMOKING!!!!!!!!

nuggetman213 0

Monday 23 April 2012 0:08

Stop smoking, then... Or you can just buy another

Turbolag25 7

Monday 23 April 2012 0:22

Simple Fix: Don't smoke...

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