Animals and Kids: Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life...

By RIPJarJar - 20/10/2017 22:18

Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML

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DragonMaiden7 15

Friday 20 October 2017 22:55

I think your husband may be a sociopath...

kazekai8 11

Friday 20 October 2017 22:25

Wtf? You do not show that shit to a kid and the first time I seen that was when I was 17. Good job for traumatizing the poor kid :<

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Hangryko 31

Saturday 28 January 2023 17:44

I hope you and your son got away from him.

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