Intimacy: Today, My husband and I started packing for our big move. I packed...

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By One bummed girl - 02/06/2016 01:30 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, My husband and I started packing for our big move. I packed away all of our "toys" and set it on the floor. About a second later heard one of them going off. Hopefully the batteries run out soon. FML

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Joshwarrior 39

Thursday 2 June 2016 16:51

That damn energizer bunny just can't stop going at it. It might be awhile op.

midjigirl 13

Thursday 2 June 2016 16:57

Open the box and take out all the batteries

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trucker2 33

Thursday 2 June 2016 13:42

Just another dead **** waiting....

Joshwarrior 39

Thursday 2 June 2016 16:51

That damn energizer bunny just can't stop going at it. It might be awhile op.

midjigirl 13

Thursday 2 June 2016 16:57

Open the box and take out all the batteries

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