Miscellaneous: Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me...

By socialdisease - 22/08/2011 15:58 - United States

Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

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Monday 22 August 2011 19:03

What?! But you guys have nice bacon!

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Monday 22 August 2011 19:04

What the hell! Canadians rule!

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Monday 22 August 2011 19:18

you have some racist neighbors! thats just ignorant. text your friend and say " i got you the same mat. it says 'a mexican lives here'

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Wednesday 20 July 2022 8:49

Why would that get you egged?

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