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By J-Ro - 04/03/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML

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GYLF 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:21

It's amazing how many FMLs here could easily be avoided if their OPs just had a sense of humour.

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Ok... Will is amazing

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alyssa41192 3

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:50

don't blame him will Farrell is the shit

legendary242 5

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:43

That is a a legit goal

maddysaidthat 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 23:29

GOD that sucks

NeverGiveUp97 6

Friday 1 April 2011 3:42

nice goal!

MetalLetteRaver 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:16

hey.. you picked him... lol

JennaMarie420 2

Wednesday 18 May 2011 16:54

that's a great goal

xxunicornxc 0

Monday 20 June 2011 3:26

how is this an fml?

seeinghourglass 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:02

Get the **** over it.

Volke 4

Monday 27 June 2011 5:05

that's a very nice goal

kscm1234 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 7:20

very reasonable goal.

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