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Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML

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irresponsible - 14/08/2010 20:41 - United States

Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML

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WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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Jobless - 22/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally mistyped "one sec" as "one sex" in a group chat at work. I apologized and corrected myself immediately, but some bitch with too much free time was so offended that she reported me to HR anyway. I'm suspended while they look into it, and my girlfriend is convinced I did it on purpose. FML

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mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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Completely Innocent - 05/03/2015 17:10 - United States

Today, a coworker told my manager that I and another girl were plotting to get her fired at the end of the month. She actually believed her. Now we're suspended without pay for two weeks for conspiracy. FML

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todd - 01/02/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML

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cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

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Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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benoit - 15/03/2013 12:35 - France

Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML

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Friday 9 August 2013 2:22

You mean ex-girlfriend right...?

Carmstro 13

Friday 9 August 2013 3:16

Plot twist: OP IS the coworker.

Zebediabolical 41

Friday 9 August 2013 6:26

She needs to **** her boss to get unsuspended!

SleeplessBeauty 12

Friday 9 August 2013 6:33

Sounds like a real life **** video.

Poetaster 10

Friday 9 August 2013 6:37

Ex girlfriend!!

BriannaMGK 15

Friday 9 August 2013 6:37

She needs to be fired from the position as "girlfriend" & hired as "cheating bitch"!

gregnc_fml 18

Friday 9 August 2013 7:55

I'm curious to how you found out?

mete_orito 34

Friday 9 August 2013 8:15

Me too. Probably OP and his ex have common friends at her working place.

Jst4kicks 16

Friday 9 August 2013 8:41

time for revenge

Slyguy713 5

Friday 9 August 2013 9:32

And you still call her your girlfriend.

csi_fml 19

Friday 9 August 2013 11:27

She is such a player

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Friday 9 August 2013 13:45

Damn! Some chicks and guys for that matter have no shame.

frod0 10

Friday 9 August 2013 13:51

That's shitty OP :( I agree with everyone,find a new girlfriend who treats you right!

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