Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party....

By needsnewshorts - 16/07/2013 01:42 - United States - San Clemente

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

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Comments

sugarbaby9908 20

Thursday 18 July 2013 4:33

At least you know what turns you on

newfoundlove39 2

Thursday 18 July 2013 5:22

Nasty :(

ryanboyce 4

Thursday 18 July 2013 8:31

oh god, if that made you cum. man you will love anal.

Thestem 6

Thursday 18 July 2013 8:57

hopefully you didn't get pink eye from it.

NakedPixels 15

Thursday 18 July 2013 10:38

Am I weird for finding this hot?

Pirateace 8

Thursday 18 July 2013 11:57

kinda

Pirateace 8

Thursday 18 July 2013 11:56

girls don't fart...

lyragj 4

Thursday 18 July 2013 18:40

..well that escalated quickly

carnage45567 10

Thursday 18 July 2013 23:02

Fix that problem before you have kids

Marlina_2013 10

Friday 19 July 2013 7:07

that turns me on. haha ..we are all different ;)

maddienoelle 13

Friday 19 July 2013 7:35

I mean whatever gets you going

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