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By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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Friday 22 April 2011 12:02

Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?

PeteyPablo12308 20

Friday 22 April 2011 12:19

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kcylovesyouu 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 7:10

what a bitch, break up with her!

TakenKiller007 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:13

dude just hit it and quit it haha

marissa136 0

Friday 3 February 2012 4:42

Ex..????

Nikkisha16 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 12:39

Man, sorry OP. That's not even right. Hope you dumb her sorry ass.

soJustine 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:45

Maybe you ARE the person she really wants to go out with ! Look at it as a compliment (:

jarheadalec 8

Tuesday 10 December 2013 5:49

dump the bitch

tuckit 28

Sunday 22 June 2014 2:59

That's so mean.

HorrorJr 26

Thursday 25 December 2014 16:28

..... Is she stupid?

thatcoolguy123 14

Monday 19 January 2015 23:20

Is she retarded???

_EnderDoge 22

Thursday 23 June 2016 19:41

Plot twist, she's talking about OP.

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