Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She...

By Tyler Smith - 03/11/2011 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML

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By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By kittydead - 29/01/2009 01:05 - Canada

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

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Miss_Michaela 10

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:15

At least it wasn't a huge, junk-rattling fart.

icic6772 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:13

Ghost fart!!!

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mlynn84 0

Friday 4 November 2011 1:05

Take your dick out of her ear then see if she still hears the ghosts

zues70 4

Friday 4 November 2011 3:40

She is a keeper!

ktzoeyquincy 0

Friday 4 November 2011 4:48

I smell dead people...

AliciaMarie516 5

Friday 4 November 2011 6:46

You should tell her that they are farting ghosts.

jasonyun123 0

Friday 4 November 2011 8:15

blonde

LaUruguaya 11

Friday 4 November 2011 12:38

Are you dating Brittany S. Peers?

Archer96 2

Friday 4 November 2011 12:58

Is she a blonde perhaps? Lol

cj775 2

Friday 4 November 2011 17:34

Maybe your ass is filled with ghosts.

JesusYouIdiot 0

Friday 4 November 2011 21:16

by chance is she blonde ?

jmm23 0

Friday 4 November 2011 22:09

Who u gonna call?

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