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By wetbed - 29/07/2016 12:51 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, my girlfriend surprised me by tearing my jocks off for sex for the first time in 2 months. She jumps on top and begins to ride me. I grab her hips and start to help. She says don't squeeze to hard or she'll pee. Turns out she wasn't lying. Mood ruined. FML

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Eldslibo 20

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:26

And that's why I always pee before sex. Yeah, that and that sex feel really uncomfortable otherwise. Sorry about the ruined mood, hope you get a new shot soon.

supersteve89 7

Saturday 30 July 2016 9:59

Op here! After we cleaned the bed we ended up finishing off. She was a bit embarrassed at first but we can laugh about it now :)

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Eldslibo 20

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:26

And that's why I always pee before sex. Yeah, that and that sex feel really uncomfortable otherwise. Sorry about the ruined mood, hope you get a new shot soon.

supersteve89 7

Saturday 30 July 2016 9:59

Op here! After we cleaned the bed we ended up finishing off. She was a bit embarrassed at first but we can laugh about it now :)

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