Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend of two years informed me that even though...

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By ouch - 24/04/2016 16:49 - United States - Corvallis

Today, my girlfriend of two years informed me that even though it's amazingly good, sex usually always hurts. Even though we use lots of lube and foreplay. FML

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youravgfuckup 12

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:15

There's actually a condition that can cause that. But honestly, it's more of an FML for her than you.

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youravgfuckup 12

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:15

There's actually a condition that can cause that. But honestly, it's more of an FML for her than you.

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