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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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Celesta 11

Saturday 26 November 2011 15:56

Maybe she's just trying to please him and showing that she's a good daughter? Still FYL for having a girlfriend that won't stand for you.

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Saturday 26 November 2011 16:01

The dad doesn't even know his own daughter, let alone you...

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HersheyBae 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 3:20

How is a man that hasnt raissed you at all gonna come back and dissapprove ... and you go along with it . Smgdh

HersheyBae 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 3:27

How is a man that hasnt raissed you at all gonna come back and dissapprove ... and you go along with it . Smgdh

nazanto 0

Tuesday 7 August 2012 12:04

Lol. Its sucks to be you.

Isaiahhb 3

Saturday 13 December 2014 5:33

You know what I always say. **** that bitch. p.s. I'm the son of an absentee father, and he doesn't mean shit to me

analise1998 25

Monday 31 August 2015 23:59

better of without her

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