Sex, Boredom and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't...

By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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Comments

taylortrash1993 4

Friday 13 May 2016 6:02

She means just with you. She will go awhile without, but typically people don't think sex itself is boring. Women fantasize just as men do. The connection between you two is not there. You will have to figure something out before it is too late.