Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project......

By erpuchi - 01/12/2010 01:52 - Dominican Republic

Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML

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Wednesday 1 December 2010 8:59

you tried to hard..;(

Howljerk 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 9:05

Uh, girls have their minds speeding in different directions 24/7; girls are thinkers. I don't really think this is that bad.

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Falken45 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 14:05

lol she wasnt thinking of ya and is not into you!

chkchkboom71 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 14:31

hopefully history doesnt repeat itself .... but if it does.. I'm Soooo getting a dinosaur.

acm309 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 15:09

so what? save fml for real life sucking moments.

Morpheus414 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 15:42

Easy A. XD

Asilum 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 15:53

whiipp it up babyyyy make it for me ;)

SLWatcher_fml 1

Wednesday 1 December 2010 16:32

Sounds like your sex life is....History

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 16:47

YDI for not keeping her mind occupied.

bostonimann 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 16:59

You obviously are not very good.

uroborous 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 17:15

this is a good thing, it means that she will keep having sex with you so she can have more good ideas.

jayemdoubleyou 1

Wednesday 1 December 2010 17:36

Wow hoss, you need to step your game up. Way up.

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