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By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 22:46 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

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Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

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Tuesday 18 August 2015 16:03

still blonde on the inside though.

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Tuesday 18 August 2015 16:04

Once a blonde, always a blonde...

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Death69 24

Thursday 20 August 2015 3:44

You know what they call it when a Blonde dyes get hair Brunette? Artificial Intelligence.

B6LLT 14

Thursday 20 August 2015 10:39

you can dye over blonde but never over its stupid

VaeminaDreams 3

Thursday 20 August 2015 19:51

This is exactly why I keep clear of blondes. Too often does things like this happen. #Brunettes4Life

joannagard 3

Friday 21 August 2015 10:05

Did she forget she dyed her hair? Lol

Galaxypotato 13

Saturday 22 August 2015 22:41

True blondes will never fail at being stupid

kishmobile444 16

Tuesday 25 August 2015 8:01

Still a blonde at heart! lol. jk ... but that's kind of cute/funny!

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 27 August 2015 4:22

The chemicals have seeped into her brain.

radman08 7

Tuesday 15 September 2015 20:32

well she is blonde after all.

Internetflakes 13

Sunday 11 October 2015 5:57

it's funny how far people will go to make an excuse.

UnoShotUnoKill 7

Wednesday 21 October 2015 2:57

Typical Blonde...

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