Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars....

By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

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Sunday 17 April 2011 12:53

Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.

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abigailtaylor 1

Monday 18 June 2012 22:03

At least she knows what starwars is

cupkate18 6

Thursday 25 October 2012 3:59

She likes Star Wars be happy

soldierofchrist 8

Thursday 29 August 2013 1:46

May the force be with you.

Grandpa_Gray 5

Saturday 4 October 2014 0:06

Break up with her

TBfml15 9

Tuesday 30 December 2014 7:37

Her armpits are probably mini Ewoks

bfelk117 8

Sunday 11 October 2015 9:29

Jub jub

jackler92 16

Monday 29 February 2016 4:49

The fact she made a Star Wars reference is a sign you need to marry that bitch

blueyekai 17

Monday 21 March 2016 7:34

Does it also feast on the flesh of humans?

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