Love: Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook...

By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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_streets_ 19

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:03

Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

miserypoison 13

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:07

Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?

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hiLife808 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:32

Give her the last cookie then sneak off and buy a new pack of cookies when she's not around and enjoy them by yourself (:

ohxdamnxkay02 12

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:44

Ass so fat needs lap dance ^_^

iliketacos06 0

Friday 30 September 2011 0:15

Hahahahahahahahaha!

misshighjinks 5

Friday 30 September 2011 0:28

Sounds like shes a lot of unneccesary drama,is she worth it?

tavs02 6

Friday 30 September 2011 2:01

Is she really worth it if she gives you trouble every time she doesn't get a cookie?

kenziem18 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:12

How old is your girlfriend? 14?

kenziem18 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:13

You are a sick sick person..

datgamerchick 14

Friday 30 September 2011 2:29

So be a gentleman and give her the cookie... Chivalry is so dead.

bellatrix4 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:47

It's your fault for dating someone so stupid.

morbidlybored 2

Friday 30 September 2011 2:52

Attention *****..?

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