Today my girlfriend cancelled coming over for Christmas for the...

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 00:00

Today my girlfriend cancelled coming over for Christmas for the 3rd year In a row.

I agree, your life sucks 1 167

You deserved it 189

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Shawnie Gallant 24

Tuesday 1 January 2019 0:05

Who’s voting “yes” on these incomplete FMLs?

raven_of_azarath 34

Tuesday 1 January 2019 0:34

It all depends on why she’s been cancelling, but it might be time to re-evaluate the relationship.

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Shawnie Gallant 24

Tuesday 1 January 2019 0:05

Who’s voting “yes” on these incomplete FMLs?

tapdancecolumbia 14

Tuesday 1 January 2019 1:33

Incomplete, and I'm seeing some pretty sketchy ones with iffy grammar and spelling. Not sure what's going on here, anymore.

supertacowaffle 41

Tuesday 1 January 2019 5:17

I’ve been thinking the same.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 1 January 2019 8:31

It looks like the admins are on vacation since before Christmas.

ryand82 11

Tuesday 1 January 2019 0:32

Why is she still your GF?

EmDizzle2007 28

Tuesday 1 January 2019 1:55

cause he clearly has a select few options.

raven_of_azarath 34

Tuesday 1 January 2019 0:34

It all depends on why she’s been cancelling, but it might be time to re-evaluate the relationship.

Brittanie Torres 11

Tuesday 1 January 2019 0:46

Maybe you need a new gf

Kendall Michelle Hogeland 4

Tuesday 1 January 2019 1:16

cheating much??

Dyllon Twa 5

Tuesday 1 January 2019 4:11

wish id have seen that a sign every year my wife would start a stupid fight a week before christmas this year i caught her with her boy toy 3 weeks prior lol

siggy_mcsigx 22

Tuesday 1 January 2019 1:56

People can get weird around the holidays.

Chris Cowperthwait 4

Tuesday 1 January 2019 1:59

sounds like you are single dude

SnoMan 1

Tuesday 1 January 2019 2:00

Why the hell are you still with her

Tarlachia 33

Tuesday 1 January 2019 2:03

You’re the side piece...

Fickle 6

Tuesday 1 January 2019 3:07

Take a hint dude, time to move on.

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