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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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Sunday 7 December 2014 22:09

She's an idiot.

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Saturday 30 April 2016 22:46

That is why you shouldn't text and drive.

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