Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful...

By man2 - 23/09/2010 11:18 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

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lutafin 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 19:17

you should feel happy that you got some dead weight off your back.

Primus_fml 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 19:17

Exactly. So she'd be completely screwed if she was with someone who was unemployed.

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gmename 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 22:26

smh ya better off without that golddigger.

mintcar 9

Thursday 23 September 2010 22:40

Eh, move on. She's not worth it.

Cnote231 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:11

I bet she's not going to college either...

drocksmash 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:12

at least you got rid of that trash early ...

hedgerow 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:26

her logic is infallible

ilovelife_01 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:55

Lmfao!! You should tell her to go kiss ass! Lol

SkullCanddi 0

Friday 24 September 2010 0:23

Its Okay! Trashy Gold Diggers Have No Success Of Their Own(: -SkullyTheOptimist

tbonea1990 0

Friday 24 September 2010 0:30

she wants you to pay for everything good that she left u

tzelsnack 0

Friday 24 September 2010 1:10

ohhh irony =]

dannyswin 0

Friday 24 September 2010 1:26

did u tell her that?

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