Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect...

By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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Comments

hottiewitdamesse 8

Friday 15 June 2012 6:27

Awe! How romantic!!

benimin 6

Thursday 5 July 2012 5:43

Is that really how it went

RoxxyHustle 7

Wednesday 11 July 2012 23:17

I did that when I was young and wicked. I came to my senses. We're married now. Chin up awesome boyfriend, if she doesn't get a grip you'll meet someone who'll will treat you right. :-)