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By Allergy boy - 26/04/2016 01:10 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my girlfriend bought me a dog. I'm allergic to dogs. She knows it too.

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johnny29 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 14:53

You should talk to her about it, maybe she genuinely forgot, but anyway, nobody should gift pets without asking beforehand.

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johnny29 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 14:53

You should talk to her about it, maybe she genuinely forgot, but anyway, nobody should gift pets without asking beforehand.

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