By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Oh, the Romance :) Take hers as an experiment.

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zfchatroulette 24

What a butthole.

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picante72 24

Selfishness is the root cause of most breakups and divorces. Red flag imo.

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mymeggierox 7

Man that really sucks. I would be so pissed.

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machiavelli2 5

And now you can borrow her toys! Think about a brand new iPad! Shiny!

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Stefanie88 24

I think it means she gave them back to him, I could be wrong though.

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squishycat 6

Time to get a new girlfriend, one who already has her own stuff!

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wolfman10187 5

Darn right. My woman at least understood that we don't need gifts for valentines day. Just each other and a warm home to go to.

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dontpanic_fml 32

OK, so basically you got your shit back, and she bought a gift for herself while letting you off the hook for buying her a gift. I don't get how ****** your life is.

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Lintu777 9

I've been with my lady for four years now and she always steals my electronics I wouldn't take it so seriously. They make their way back to you... eventually

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gummybear1996 13

Dont feel bad. I thought it meant she returned them to the store too. I had to read it about 3 times to get it.

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