Love: Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication... - FML

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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iop330 22

Sunday 15 February 2015 12:07

She was talking about your lack of different communication skills. You should learn smoke signals, sign language and rapid text speak. If you really want to impress her I advise learning how to use the beacons of gondor. Bitches love the beacons of gondor.

MrConcise 34

Sunday 15 February 2015 11:59

Eye contact and communication go hand-in-hand, but phones also go in hands.

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RammerJammer62 8

Monday 23 March 2015 23:09

"Now what we have here, is a failure to communicate!"

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