Love: Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved...

By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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Tanya33 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:07

She is a genius. I'm going to use that.

rabiesss 0

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Some love you guys have....

Comments

FYLSLOWLY 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:41

You both lose. And are losers for having this argument in the first place. I almost threw up reading this. I love u more, no I love u more! Sickening.

ReynshineCutting 10

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:54

Oh that's nothing. My man and I give each other eskimo kisses and call each other pookie bear all the time! :P

skid123 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:42

my friend kicked a guy in the balls he was pissing blood for a week...

skateRface 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:43

Cool story.

sk3l370n 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:47

if she is still your girlfrend after this you love her move than she ever will.

wellinever 5

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:50

Actually you win for loving her too much to punch her in the guts. So she still loses.

notquite69 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:54

YDI for playing that stupid, annoying, junior high game.

catkat1988 17

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:55

And she is still your girlfriend? Ouch.

Capt_Oblivious 10

Tuesday 29 March 2011 14:00

She wins. Better hold on to her, she's a keeper. Can't wait to hear what she does to you when she doesn't love you anymore.

brozorz 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 14:02

shouldve dropped her when u were better

Dirk667 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 14:03

Haha screw punching her. Get her real "excited" in the bedroom, wait until she's begging for you..then walk out. :) tell her it's paybak for the ball kick