Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying...

By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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Blackmail111 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

Atleast she swallows...

laurenzo16 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

Kids says some funny stuff :)

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hahalaughing 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:49

aw....thats actually cute! haha(:

xxlexayxx 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:25

bad kid!...no cookie for u!

diaz5 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:49

hahaha funny

kortuga 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:23

kids say the darndest things, zip zap boobity bop!

diaz5 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:48

omg lol I member I used to do tht wit my bf I would lay on him but we never got caught

gunman15 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:10

protective brother much

ghettojoker 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:55

At least hes already learning the skills acually needed for life

Autocorrect 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:19

Lying.* She was LYING on you.

kenziem18 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:19

at least you were still clothed..

Lulblast 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:19

Kids are like midgets that smoke whatever Charlie Sheen smokes.

sexydoll53 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:32

haha oh how kids amuse me by things they say ;)

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