Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we... - FML

By Anon - 05/12/2009 14:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 04:44 - United States

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Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:04

You left out the part where you got off quicker because of it.

kelkat09 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 19:54

ohhhh, suck for you

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kelkat09 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 19:54

ohhhh, suck for you

Orion_Knight78 10

Monday 23 September 2013 2:54

Maybe the girlfriend's brother was wanting him to suck :)

fakechaosx 1

Saturday 5 December 2009 19:58

Hahaha! I'm a master of cybersex. ;)

BlaBlaBla_95 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:03

****, I wish I could get laid, even cybering. :(

Jiplo 18

Monday 19 March 2012 5:43

lol your comment got moderated!

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:04

You left out the part where you got off quicker because of it.

DisappearingRose 18

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:47

haha probably true ;D

The_Color_Abi 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:04

FAIL!

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Saturday 5 December 2009 20:10

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Saturday 5 December 2009 20:14

seventh!!!!@@

time4coffee 3

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:38

And this is why cybersex is a FAIL!

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Saturday 5 December 2009 21:04

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Saturday 5 December 2009 21:07

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