Intimacy: Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name...

By off to the whorehouse, then - 31/03/2014 21:03 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML

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Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:24

Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.

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Well he IS the god of **** and wine.

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arfarfitar 2

Wednesday 2 April 2014 23:46

Don't get married it'll be the red wedding all over again

misspaperwait 4

Thursday 3 April 2014 6:55

Dude that's a compliment! Tyrion is amazing.

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 3 April 2014 21:02

Maybe she just really wants to **** Tyrion Lannister.

rachelm17 15

Friday 4 April 2014 0:02

At least she didn't name it Princess Sofia!!

greenpixi 10

Sunday 6 April 2014 5:35

It's a compliment.

apan 13

Sunday 6 April 2014 9:12

This is probably my favourite FML, ever.

anthony99 14

Tuesday 8 April 2014 20:45

Wiener party, wiener party...

LifeHurts1134 4

Friday 18 April 2014 15:32

This. This is too good

__flowerchild__ 3

Tuesday 29 April 2014 20:02

I'm dying laughing

xenrix 1

Monday 5 May 2014 9:32

half man half man

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