Miscellaneous: Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo... - FML

By ravlol - 25/11/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:40

Who gave you the one you were wearing? This could be an unbroken chain of FMLs.

nateylovesporn 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:39

I think she's trying to tell you something..

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pizzaisyummy 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:06

Well get something she bought you anything even if it's not a sweater, say it's a pair of earrings then say well since we are doing an ugly sweater photo shoot I am wearing everything that's ugly especially these earrings...I would pay money to see her expression :P

racquel102811 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:31

lmaao omg I'm sorry that sucks

BAMAfan27 0

Monday 28 November 2011 2:37

Who takes ugly sweater photos? IDIOTS

Darse56 7

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:23

I hope at some point you said I gave you that sweater in front of a bunch of people to make it really akward

Narelon 12

Friday 16 August 2013 6:29

The best time to wear a striped sweater... Is all the time...

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