Today my friend who I've had a crush on for 2 years called me... - FML

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By At least I won't have to third wheel - 26/04/2017 03:28

Today my friend who I've had a crush on for 2 years called me out of the blue. After chatting for wonderful 4 hours, he ended our conversation by telling me he thinks he is in love with our other friend and doesn't think we can be friends anymore because she may get jealous. FML

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Mynxie 26

Friday 28 April 2017 8:44

That is a horrible reason to end a friendship. And if the other girl does get jealous, she is not someone he would want to get with. Sorry OP.

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Mynxie 26

Friday 28 April 2017 8:44

That is a horrible reason to end a friendship. And if the other girl does get jealous, she is not someone he would want to get with. Sorry OP.

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