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By Bad Artist - 07/05/2014 14:55 - United States

Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML

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Venasaur1 9

Wednesday 7 May 2014 19:14

Well OP it's a matter of opinion right? If the client was happy that's all that matters.

CoGhostRider 31

Wednesday 7 May 2014 19:16

Maybe it was done right just not the best choice of tattoo by the customer.

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midnighteyes14 11

Saturday 10 May 2014 6:37

Talk about getting the inside scoop to what people think about your tattoos. Think of this as a learning experience and don't get too caught up over it :)

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