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By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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lollipop77_fml 6

Saturday 3 December 2011 15:56

.."found him!"

KailyKii 11

Saturday 3 December 2011 15:53

Kinda sounds like it's from a movie.

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themole99 6

Tuesday 6 December 2011 12:24

It mainly sucks for the friend...

HereNReady 13

Thursday 8 December 2011 5:01

found him

Sk8trlover19 3

Friday 9 December 2011 16:38

Dude that sucks lol but that is hilarious!

bre_zip_it_up13 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:04

lmmfao suck for the friend

katiedoll6 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 0:25

At least you found him !!!!!!

gablucas 12

Monday 4 August 2014 18:36

Maybe you should sell your car and never drive again, but on a plus note, you found him!

T1A2Z3 34

Saturday 28 July 2018 23:47

If your driving is so bad you can accidentally hit someone with your car you need to give up your licence right now. That is appalling.

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