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By Anonymous - 16/01/2017 17:07

Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML

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Monday 16 January 2017 17:09

<p>  So she's bad at english and you're good at maths, a match.</p>

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Monday 16 January 2017 21:28

My sister-in-law is the same way. You just need to learn the language of the young ones. I communicate with her by randomly throwing out the phrases "savage", "fo real tho", and occasionally "turnt up". She usually laughs and then spews out another volley of nonsense, so I think it's working.