Transportation, Cars and Annoying: Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country....

By Stacy Dee - 20/07/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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Thursday 21 July 2011 9:08

you must be a redneck

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Comments

celticpride33 0

Friday 22 July 2011 7:16

and?

cleolappost 0

Friday 22 July 2011 7:20

cool

nadorahb 0

Friday 22 July 2011 7:26

Lol you should join in with animial noises. See who can annoy the longest without caving in. Put some money on it for each hour that passes. Makes long road trips more enjoayable.

tateh22 1

Friday 22 July 2011 8:00

I would not mind that at all(;

tans_fml 0

Friday 22 July 2011 10:27

N A S C A R = Non - Athletic Sport (which) Causes Adult Retardation I thought everyone knew this?

doc89holliday 3

Friday 22 July 2011 13:11

thats funny

maszaros 9

Friday 22 July 2011 15:08

you picked him to marry...ydi

emmarae26 0

Friday 22 July 2011 23:02

sorry to say but that's hilarious!!

42billybob 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 15:05

When you say Family it seems to imply you have children. Maybe they think it's fun, or he thinks they do. there might be a reason to it. But if you don't bring it up he won't explain it. Either way if you're whining about it here and not saying anything to him you deserve the misery you're in.