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By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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Friday 8 July 2011 11:45

luke I am your father.

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j_cat187 19

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:23

alcohol makes everything super awesome.

narutou546 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:27

lmao

jay_ross 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:37

that's not a FML moment that's EPIC

ujstgtpwnd73 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:45

i would have taught him. have him do the headstand thing and eat his dinner.

GetPuckedUp 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:02

not gonna lie, i burst out laughing.

sportschicidee 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:40

lol ur dads hilarious:) how could that be a bad thing :D

majormanufan 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:43

Lmfao why would you say Fml that's just funny.

IbanezSprinter 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:55

hahaha I would have laughed so hard if that happened to me

raithex 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:41

Why is this a problem? Your dad's awesome.

budd28 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:09

that's so cute

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