Animals: Today, my dogs freaked out and started getting violent because...

By foops - 02/02/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my dogs freaked out and started getting violent because they thought the sound of my vibrator was the other's growling. FML

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Enslaved 36

Monday 3 February 2014 2:28

Or they thought it was a pussy purring?

colton_colton 50

Monday 3 February 2014 2:26

Maybe they're trying to tell you something

Comments

fckertwat 2

Monday 3 February 2014 8:58

maybe you shouldn't ********** with your dog in the ******* room!

boostedc 24

Monday 3 February 2014 9:00

Maybe they were jelaous ;)

Lurker1 9

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:09

Maybe they wanted in on the action..

Turbo_Turtle 14

Monday 3 February 2014 9:49

This was random

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 3 February 2014 11:15

Talk about distractions.

dutchy86 20

Monday 3 February 2014 11:24

Oh OP, I guess that for the dogs and you're self it was a thrilling experience.

beaverteaser 16

Monday 3 February 2014 12:43

does it have a kick start?

ghogghh1234 11

Monday 3 February 2014 12:54

Lol why would you do that with your dogs around??!!!

rockhead1270 5

Monday 3 February 2014 13:35

Duracell. Keeps going and going......

xadoringx 29

Monday 3 February 2014 13:40

Battery operated chew toy lol

Peachy2392 26

Monday 3 February 2014 13:51

I think that sets a funny scene.

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