Health: Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction....

By anonymous - 12/05/2011 02:20

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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Thursday 12 May 2011 8:58

Moobs!

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Thursday 12 May 2011 8:58

some under-privileged girl could use those!

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roeroe66 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:51

that sucks dude.. BUT FUNNY

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Friday 26 August 2011 23:39

That really sucks.

cheer4everever 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 6:47

Haha!! That's one thing a women will NEVER need!!

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 13 May 2012 18:06

MOOBIES!

Mizzitch1337 5

Tuesday 25 September 2012 5:56

This post would be vastly improved were your username "Bob" "B*tchTitsBob" or "RobertPaulson".

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Monday 30 December 2013 0:18

That means your too fat

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