Animals: Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove...

By piercednipple - 30/06/2015 16:02 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML

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Winona_Crystella 5

Sunday 5 July 2015 6:16

Ouch!

CuddlemeNot 10

Sunday 5 July 2015 17:03

I can feel that pain that ******* hurt

clarkson37 15

Tuesday 7 July 2015 8:38

That's one way to get them pierced

asherm 15

Tuesday 7 July 2015 9:11

Reminds me of the comedy routine by Jeff Foxworthy, though it was a beaver. "It didn't just bite the nipple. Bit. It. Off!" Ouch!

Zgamerz 11

Saturday 11 July 2015 7:22

ok what guy wears a tank top

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Monday 21 September 2015 18:38

OH SHIT SON

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