Kids: Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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Saturday 7 November 2015 20:05

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kpetrovski 24

Tuesday 10 November 2015 7:58

""Emancipate" honey... You mean "emancipate"."

Kevin5475845 15

Wednesday 11 November 2015 10:30

begin to cry and tell her that you've been waiting for this day to come

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