Intimacy: Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my... - FML

By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

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Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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MikeDa1Da 14

Wednesday 28 December 2011 0:09

Well at least he didn't see you actually jacking off?

omfg_creepers 8

Wednesday 28 December 2011 0:13

"If this happens again I'm keeping them! Oh and I accidentally ruined one of them, don't ask how."

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mrjason300 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 21:06

Keyword: again You're lucky he went so easy on you lol

CptSplash 1

Friday 3 February 2012 19:58

Thats a pretty chill dad.

fail_gurl21 7

Wednesday 25 July 2012 3:36

that akward moment when.... :3

B5B0N35 18

Friday 2 November 2012 3:28

Atleast u werent jakking off to internet ****

profligatesoul 18

Sunday 3 March 2013 8:58

YDI. Just be happy you got your **** back.

otokach 5

Monday 7 October 2013 22:53

Again?

paparoachgirl 6

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:34

your masturbating like a pilgrim OP!!!

WinterBlue42 22

Thursday 12 June 2014 13:28

This is almost as bad as the people that don't lock their doors, and then seem surprised when someone walks in on em. .

LoganEdJ 11

Friday 24 October 2014 1:59

I don't like your name... CUZ my name is Logan and my nick name is actually Loganberry...

Ajf92002 23

Sunday 17 May 2015 6:13

The sad thing is, is that I know someone that has a brother named Logan Berry. I'm hoping that this isn't him or that will be awkward xD :c

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