Miscellaneous: Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute...

By potatoes - 17/01/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML

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CaptainCola 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:07

Just be like "it's your breath, stop talking and maybe it will stop smelling so bad around here..ooohhh burn!!" Eh I got nothing...

luismyl 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:05

Hey he is being honest

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Reasonable 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:13

This context is bizarre... Did OP smell like potatoes or something?

jonriise18 3

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:22

What!?

jdogg0119 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:15

Stinky stinky...

sparkrok 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:16

hefty hefty

DrMime 10

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:18

Adjective Adjective

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:37

Verb! Verb!

proud2fly 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:19

At least he let you know before you went off and danced with someone else smelling like that. :)

ICATiger 13

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:19

You smelly bro?

ThecomingofTan 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:22

Don't forget to wash your ass.

tmd4L 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:39

Or else you'll be funky.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:24

Or you'll give your girlfriend a skid mark.

stevenJB 25

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:24

Oh that's dad making sure he'll have grand kids. It's a good thing :D

_Peppermint_ 34

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:31

**** him....and ma $20

kickuwithmyfist 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:46

^no!

michellenKG 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:32

Well then maybe you should go shower.

loveme25 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:32

Well take a shower stinky butt!

steviesnm 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:48

If you need to be told to shower, there's a problem.

hamodeabosam 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 11:18

U r right

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