Intimacy: Today, my dad got a hard-on looking at my best friend. He asked...

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 12:23 - United States

Today, my dad got a hard-on looking at my best friend. He asked me how my NutriSystem diet was going. He was looking at my friend's boobs when he asked me. FML

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whiffleball 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:55

how do you know he got a hard on? are you checking out your dad's junk?

whitesoxsean 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:54

ur dads a pedo

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dajon221 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 15:11

I guess we know who's not spending the night at your house

getjackedd 0

Friday 29 April 2011 9:29

PERV!!!!!!!! that's disgustin

sexylove504 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 13:20

creepy

kenzey4 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:49

um, EWWW? ur dad is a perv

pinmerda 0

Friday 4 November 2011 7:59

Sick

shots1996 8

Monday 18 June 2012 18:56

Umm. Do I sense a bit of jealousy here?

ChicKenza 4

Saturday 1 February 2014 8:54

Disgusting

inserclevername 2

Thursday 20 March 2014 14:55

Your dad's a perv and it appears the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.

ertyert 12

Friday 18 December 2015 13:49

there's no harm in looking

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