Miscellaneous: Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if...

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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Monday 16 April 2012 11:56

Nude taxi service!

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Monday 16 April 2012 12:07

hopefully he wasn't picking you up from school

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santel_fml 8

Monday 16 April 2012 14:43

Ewww

tomtato 10

Monday 16 April 2012 14:44

Was it his birthday, hence the 'suit'?

perdix 29

Monday 16 April 2012 15:13

Maybe he wants to "pick you up" in more ways than one ;) Perhaps, he came after another bad blind date?

rougeter 2

Monday 16 April 2012 15:27

Freedom of expression at its best

Shadow4i5 3

Monday 16 April 2012 15:43

He didn't think that it's kinda strange to be naked in front of his children?

gibbyguppy 0

Monday 16 April 2012 17:05

What a lovely journey home

goose12321 11

Monday 16 April 2012 17:09

Rrrrrooooooooffffffffffflllllllllll

inferiarmy 0

Monday 16 April 2012 17:23

Clothes are overrated anyways

linkinpark98 23

Monday 16 April 2012 18:11

Silly OP. A speedo does count as clothes!

linkinpark98 23

Monday 16 April 2012 18:13

OP's Dad: "It's getting hot in here! So take off all your clothes!" *dances*

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