Intimacy: Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased...

By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

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darkangel8799 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:05

Way to go dad!

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sheethapins 13

Friday 3 June 2011 23:32

Imagine the pics of you he probably showed her...

CheezIt62 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:37

WIN

hawkeye12221 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:44

who said OP was a girl?

theluminary 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:07

The female icon in the top right corner did...

Late_night83 25

Friday 3 June 2011 23:51

awesome! lol

angrymexican 8

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:00

I took a look at this and the first thing I saw was round, house, and chuck

JerryCedar 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:03

Should have been like... "It doesn't count if you payed her!".

msj1093 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:05

pimp daddy

mystrylady 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:09

Disturbing

emodude44 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:12

Nastay!

TheDrummingResul 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:12

that's my dad all the way..

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