Health: Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's...

By FeelingFatastic - 05/01/2015 06:08 - United States

Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML

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Monday 5 January 2015 16:21

What an asshole…

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Monday 5 January 2015 16:30

You should ask her if her New Years resolution is keeping her nose out of peoples business

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Monday 12 January 2015 2:17

rude much?

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