Love: Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 00:38 - Canada

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair. FML

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nuked 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:37

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA!!! Epic WIN!

Rauron 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:36

lolwut Are flowers the new hanky code?

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ohsnapelenaaa 0

Monday 8 June 2009 22:55

YDI for obviously advertising the fact that you're available, if your little cousin knows. FYL because ahhahah that sucks! & is hilarious.

ILoveJace01 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:47

ROFL

notyerpirate 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 0:35

HAHHAHAHAHAHA dude your cousin is obviously hilarious.

armobabe 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:30

I rofled! :] that's cute

gigacurt 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:23

HAHAHA owned

jinjabread_man 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 17:06

Atleast ur little cousin's got jokes.

Kutsa 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 17:38

Lol, that's hilarious!

audiogasmic 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:04

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

XXMeowmeowmeowXX 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 5:10

Don't worry about it.

kimono116 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:07

aw :(

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