Work: Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke...

By spreadburger - 21/11/2014 00:29 - United States - Tampa

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

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nika_rose_ 5

Tuesday 2 December 2014 20:02

We need a follow up for this. Why did she do this? Why?

Lefty_Guns 16

Friday 5 December 2014 14:35

Your co-worker is a legend.

DrMario_ 16

Monday 15 December 2014 14:10

I agree with #1. Destroy her.

Faetouched 2

Monday 29 December 2014 2:15

That's assault, take it to the police.

dannnngthatsux 19

Sunday 13 December 2015 3:16

Cops. Assault charges. Nuff' said.

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