Animals: Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:21

did you discover this before or after you made your toast?

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scrape out the shit and use it as Nutella on your toast. tasty solution ;)

Comments

GavinRoskamp 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:05

Sounds like something I'd do :D

desilovesandy 0

Monday 25 April 2011 7:37

o.O i hope someone turns the toaster on when you do . It'd alsoo be better if you got your ass burned -.-" smh

Mesocoollike 8

Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:05

Toasted shit

chlorinegreen 27

Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:06

how does that even happen?

blackicysheep 8

Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:06

Hahahahahahahaha your cat hates you :P

goodfella925 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:08

he was toasting that shit for youXD

AllThatHit 7

Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:10

wow I'm sorry buts that's just really funny when you think about it

katybeanny 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:11

how...

ovechkinisbeast 9

Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:11

best fml ever.

yepadoodles 3

Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:17

Wait, how? I don't even?!

6969awesome 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:18

now turn the toster on and have a feast

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