Transportation: Today, my car was totaled. It was so new, I haven't even made... - FML

By Hoobfoob - 19/06/2017 04:00

Today, my car was totaled. It was so new, I haven't even made the first payment on it yet. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 June 2017 4:19

Call the car dealership and insurance company and tell them you died in the accident. They won't expect payments from a dead person.

Druu 53

Sunday 18 June 2017 5:27

Passive voice. Trying to distance yourself and come out blameless? I know that the car didn't up and total itself.

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sparklevibes 14

Saturday 24 June 2017 8:03

Been there!

spongebob74_fml 12

Tuesday 18 July 2017 5:51

I feel you there !! Believe me..I'd bought a really nice loaded Toyota Corolla sport New year's Eve which was on a Friday had it totalled that following Monday morning before 9:30 am ..I lucked out and made it out unscathed crashed off of a mountain because I fell asleep at the wheel in bad raining weather. thank God I'd gotten gao insurance and I had to have my regular insurance before I even left the lot

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