Miscellaneous: Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible...

By ashleyrae - 29/06/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

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Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:00

What if the spine wasn't flexible?!

FriskyTaco 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:01

he told you it had a flexible spine so you tried to kill it??

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brow276 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:48

******* dick. you could have killed it. bitch.

Beffink 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:50

You could've broken it's spine you bloody idiot. What were you thinking, honestly?

hiscrazygurl1 5

Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:59

how about I bend u backwards! jack ass

kitkat98_fml 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:29

ferrets are so cute, but why the he'll would you bend the spine backwards? ohh dear.

Allymeme 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:38

I wish the ferret would scratched your eyes out. you would have deserved it. talk about cruelty to animals...

Jazattackk 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:43

bending a ******* ferret backwards? isnt that like animal abuse?

reachsynthesis 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:45

YDI for being a fucktard. You don't bend something randomly just because someone says it's flexible. You're lucky it didn't shit itself all over you.

Kingmort35 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:07

@31: derp

Kasse 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:18

I'm going to hope it clawed you up real bad so you get a scar, so that you have to explain it and everyone knows how stupid and cruel you are.

padlockd 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:29

Well what a sicko you are! The ferret should have clawed out your eyes then chewed your fingers off in your sleep.

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